Brown Dump Chili

I love to cook, but sometimes all I want is to dump a bunch of ingredients in a pot and come back an hour later to a piping hot bowl of flavorful comfort.  I need my unproductive internet perusing and phantom shopping time, which means I can’t spend every ounce of my free time in the kitchen.  That’s what I love about this chili.  You simply brown the turkey then dump everything in the pot.

Dump Turkey Black Bean Chili (4 of 9)

Perhaps, at first glance, the name Brown Dump Chili is unappealing to some.  Given the two-step process behind the chili, I’m sure you wholeheartedly agree the name is appropriate (or, at the very least, foretelling).

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Amaze(meat)balls.

I shamelessly consider myself a meatball connoisseur.  If meatballs are on the menu, you can bet your last breadstick I’m gonna order one.  Just one solitary meatball is all I need for my analysis.  Texture, taste, accouterments.  More often than not, I’m disappointed.  I’m not a fan of mushy ones and I need them to be thoroughly seasoned, preferably bobbing along in a vat of marina sauce (though I’m flexible on that stipulation).  Every once in a while, about 1 in 5 tries, I will sink my teeth into an amazing meatball and for that brief moment this crazy messed up world is right again.

Healthy Meatballs (1 of 6)

I have been trying to create a delicious healthified meatball recipe for YEARS, and have been wholeheartedly devoted to the cause.  I’ve tried dozens of impromptu turkey meatball concoctions, but they always left something to be desired.  Too dry, too poultry-ee, not meatbally enough, etc.  I kept crawling back to my favorite, albeit it no-so-healthy, meatball recipe:  Meatball Nirvana on Allrecipes.com.  I LOVE this recipe because it results in meatballs that are juicy, flavorful, and that have the coveted sink-your-teeth-in meaty texture.

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Sausage Stuffed Peppers

During my kid years, stuffed peppers were in the regular dinner rotation at my dad’s house.  I hated them.  My step mom would fill crisp green peppers with a beef mixture in the morning, pop them into the slow cooker with some tomato sauce, and when we got home in the evening we’d find the crunchy green peppers had been transformed into a slimy mushy mess.  Back then, I had deep-rooted hatred for lots of cooked veggies—carrots, celery, and tomatoes to name a few—but cooked green peppers took the medal for most loathed cooked vegetable.  To my young taste buds, cooked green peppers had this toxic unnatural taste to them—like they’d been marinating in a puddle of Windex for a few hours.  It just wasn’t right.  Luckily, peppers were pricy so my step mom was more than happy to make me a meatball sans pepper for dinner while the rest of the family subjected themselves to green pepper poisoning.  I love a good meatball.

To this day, I’m still not a huge fan of stuffed green peppers.  As I aged and grew wiser, I discovered that other types of peppers could be stuffed just as easily and infinitely more deliciously than green peppers ever could. 

Case in point:

Sausage Stuffed Peppers (10 of 11)

Some of my favorite peppers to stuff are banana peppers, cubanelles, and Anaheims.  I usually buy whichever variety is the biggest (i.e., most stuffable) at the grocery store that day.

 

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Lightened-Up Sausage Lasagna

The thought of lasagna makes my lips quiver.  I often fantasize of snuggling up in a six-foot long tray of it.  I’d lay my head down on a piece of sausage and pull the noodle layer up around my face like a soft blanket.  Sure the tomato sauce might make me look like I have a case of full-body rosacea, but I bet the ricotta would do wonders for my complexion.  Sausage Lasagna (3 of 6)I’m fairly certain the only one who loves lasagna more than me is my fat pants.  You know, if it weren’t for all that pasta and all that cheese, lasagna wouldn’t be half bad for you.  Ergo my self-proclaimed weekend mission:  to create a lightened up lasagna that could satiate my taste buds, no fat pants required.

For the love of lasagna, I wholeheartedly committed to this mission.  My healthified version is an adaptation of The World’s Best Lasagna recipe on Allrecipes.com, which I made a year or so ago and LOVED.  I made a few swaps here, a few karate chops there, and came up with a lasagna that tastes absolutely delicious and that comes in at under 350 calories a pop.

 Sausage Lasagna (5 of 6)

Now tell me you aren’t thinking about sliding in between those layers and swaddling yourself in a noodle blanket.  Don’t worry.  I completely understand.

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Sausage, Egg, & Cheese Breakfast Braid

Morning, friends!  I hope you all are lucky enough to have the day off of work like me.  If not, well then I’ll try not to rub it in too much.  I’ve spent a good portion of the new years weekend in the kitchen cooking up a fury.  Ancho chicken tacos, sausage lasagna, and balsamic glazed pork loins, just to name a few.  This Monday morning (did I mention I have the day off of work???) I wanted to make something special.  So I threw together a delicious sausage and egg breakfast braid.

Isn’t it impressive looking?

Sausage Breakfast Braid (1 of 1)-2

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