Beef Cake Mary

I’ve NEVER been into weightlifting.  I’ve tried.  I’ve researched.  I’ve made spreadsheets.  I even made a fancy pants powerpoint slideshow.  To date, each of these tactics has failed.  I just can’t get into it.  I admit (somewhat shamefully) to the list of reasons why I thought I hated the idea of weightlifting:

1.)  I (thought) I’d burn more calories doing cardio

2.)  I didn’t want to get big and beefy cakey or she-manish

3.)  It’s boring

4.)  I don’t understand it

5.)  If I don’t see results or some sort of numerical indicator of my success (i.e., miles ran, lbs lost), then it’s clearly not worth my time.

On and on.

Despite this apparent disdain for weightlifting, I HATE how weak my body is.  I have internal anguish every time I have to ask for help carrying, lifting, opening, hauling etc.  I’m a strong independent women, so why can’t I carry a 75 pound entertainment center by myself?  Why can’t I open this friggin jar of banana peppers?  Who says I can’t rotate a queen size mattress by myself?  My baby muscles, that’s who.

For months I’ve been hearing about Body Pump.  Body Pump is an full-body strength training class that utilizes a bar bell and “rockin music” …  It sounded interesting, but my gut told me it wouldn’t hold my interest.  When I finally got my YMCA membership lined up, I felt like the pass was burning a hole in my pocket.  I HAD to try Body Pump.  STAT.

This past Saturday was my very first class.  I was pretty apprehensive, but I went in there and gave it my all (as shockingly little as that was).  As I left class, I felt pretty excited.  It went by crazy fast and it was definitely challenging.  Two steps into my exit I realized my legs were not quite so excited.  I was literally week in the knees.  I had to physically concentrate on stabilizing myself so that they didn’t give out from under me!

When I got home, I jumped in the shower and quickly realized washing my hair was extremely difficult.  It took everything I had to lift my arms high enough to touch the top of my head…  And all I had, whelp, it wasn’t enough.  I actually had to scrunch my head down to meet my hands half way.  Later, I realized sitting was difficult.  As in sitting in a chair, sitting on the toilet… actually anything that involved any sort of movement was difficult… borderline impossible actually.

The next morning I went shopping, and actually went home EARLY because my arms were too tired to carry bags.  WHAT?!?!?

Holy hell I was sore.

This much SORE must mean I did something right.  Maybe there is something to this weightlifting thing after all…

to be continued….

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A room with a view

I made it to Charlotte!

And guess what?

The moving truck is coming Thursday.

The moving truck is coming Friday at 8am.

The moving truck is coming Saturday at 9am.

The moving truck is coming LATE Saturday or early Sunday am….  Are you freaking kidding ME?!?!?!

The moving truck is coming LATE Sunday or Monday.  Devil

Oh dear.

Let’s focus on SOMETHING positive.  I now have a room with a view:

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You know, like Madonna?

It’s kind of odd, but I’m looking forward to not really having anything once I move. 

A fresh start.

I’ve sold my couches, my TV, my desk, my trashcan, and my pants for god’s sake.

Every night I come home, and I sit in my empty living room (on a pillow of course, because I’m an old fart at heart), and I lean back against the wall and take in the silence and nothingness.  It’s oddly refreshing. 

Calm and nothingness.

You remember back in high school at the end of each summer you had the exciting opportunity to reinvent yourself before the new school year?  You know, like Madonna? 

My biggest change occurred the summer after freshman year.  I left that high school in June 1999 wearing an oversized men’s plaid polo with a mismatched striped long sleeve T underneath, baggy jeans, and my blue Airwalks.  A mere two months later, I returned clad head to frickin toe in American Eagle.  I had decided I was done being a skater girl.  And that’s ok.  But the thing is, that’s the sort of decision that can only occur over a summer away from the analytical eyes of your peers.  It’s not a mid-school year decision.

I feel like this is what I need right now in my life.  A fresh start.

Somewhere along the line I started loading all this weight on myself.  Things that needed done, ways I needed to act, performance goals I needed to obtain, and the worst of them all is the emotional stress I naturally internalize.  I hate conflict.  Despise it actually. Hence my apathy toward politics.  When faced with conflict, my natural  reaction is to dissuade it as quickly as possible.  Even if that means internalizing my anger or my unhappiness.  Better in than out. 

And that is just, well, mentally exhausting!  I naturally try to carry the burden so others don’t have to.  Until I reach the point of explosion, that is.

I know, without a doubt, that I will miss my family.  And I’ll be sad, and probably lonely!  Not to mention a little scared.  Even with knowing all of this, I’m just looking forward to being ME and being FREE.

I want love my job and be challenged to grow by it.  I want to move around (literally) and walk EVERYWHERE until my feet hurt from the exploration.  I want to go to farmers markets, and eat clean delicious food, and cook my heart out, and do whatever sounds fun at the moment.  Step outside my comfort zone.  Learn more about ME. 

You know, like Madonna 🙂

 

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To pack, or not to pack?

While packing for my upcoming move, I’ve stumbled across a lot of RANDOM things I’ve been hoarding since I left the nest at age 18…

Three dorms, three apartments, and one house later, I find myself asking why the FREAK do I still have this?!?!?!?!?!?

And so I bring you the first installment of To pack, or not to pack?

Exhibit A:  13 inch long pencil.

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This pencil is circa 1997.  I was in eighth grade and used my allowance money to buy it.  It was pimp.  I used it joyously for a couple of days, then for fear of having to sharpen the pencil (i.e., shorten the pencil and lessen the pimpness) I stopped using it.  It’s been in retirement for 14 years now.

Exhibit B:  14 rolls of tape in various sizes, translucency, and “magical” powers.

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Who even uses tape anymore?!

Exhibit C:  Rollerblades.

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Seriously?

Exhibit D:  The first bathing suit I have recollection of wearing:

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Adorable.

Exhibit E:  My stuffed billy goat.

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Mom:  “Mare, what’s your favorite animal”?”

Mary:  “A goat!”

Mom:  searches every store within driving distance for a stuffed goat… what child says their favorite animal is a goat?  Puppies?  Kitties?  Monkeys? SNAKES perhaps?  Not for my darling little Mary…..

I will NEVER part with this billy goat… stench and all.

Exhibit E:  The original gameboy:

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Complete with Tetris and Home Alone!

Exhibit F:  Red soccer ball scrunchie:

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Clearly, I was one of the popular kids in middle school.

So whataya think?  Pack?

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Some things just aren’t meant to be

You guys are not going to believe this. 

After last week’s whirlwind weekend where I lost not one but TWO condos in the complex I was hoping to rent in, I was feeling a wee bit deflated. OK… A LOT BIT deflated. 

With the clock tick tick ticking, I needed to nail down a rental.  STAT.  So, this weekend I drove to Charlotte for mission FIND A ROOF.  I had a big list of condos to check out, including one newly surfaced condo in the same complex that I’d missed out on the other two condos the prior weekend.  Fate, perhaps??

After a weekend of hunting, I narrowed it down to three options:

——>  #1  Condo in the coveted complex that I’d already missed out on twice

——>   #2  Uptown condo with LIMITED storage space (um hello, where am I gonna put my shoes?!)

——>  #3  Condo just outside of the downtown area overlooking the highway (and by overlooking I mean that the balcony literally hung over the highway) with ugly green dorm-esque floors BUT within walking proximity to Trader Joe’s.  It’s all about compromise people.

Monday morning I got an email that I was the top choice for the #1 CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!  Finally!  Third times a charm, right?

Monday night I got an email that the owners decided to push back the start date of their fabulous rental 2 weeks.  AKA outside of my move in window.  AKA how much more poo is gonna roll down this hill?

ARE YOU KIDDING ME???

I guess it’s true.  Some things just are not meant to be.  Ugh.

I was fairly certain the second condo would fall through as well, but now that I have a signed lease in front of me and the deposit has been made, I can officially say I found a home in Charlotte!

Also on the plus side, I got to see the World’s Largest Chest of Drawers on the way back to Ohio:

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Me trying to grab the socks:

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Haha… fail.

On to the next project—finding a rental management company for my house in Ohio.  And packing of course.  Lots and lots of packing.

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