Big Fat Flop(s)

 Breakfast #1   

Last night I was apparently in the mood to try 3,000 new concoctions.  I found this recipe for Protein Cakes the other day.  They are super simple to make and work out to less than 100 calories each (before you add toppings) so I decided to make two different kinds to try out for breakfast #1.   

Protein Cake #1   

  • 1/2 scoop chocolate protein powder
  • 1 tbsp cocoa powder
  • 1/4 tsp baking powder
  • 1 packet truvia
  • 1 tbsp sugar free applesauce
  • 1 egg white
  • 1 tsp choc chips

    

Protein Cake #2   

  • 1/2 scoop vanilla protein powder
  • 2 drops vanilla extract
  • 1/4 tsp baking powder
  • 1 packet truvia
  • 1 tbsp sugar free applesauce
  • 1 egg white
  • 1/4 cup fresh blueberries

    

They only take 1 minute to cook in the microwave!   

Cakes in the mugs:   

   

Check out the height on the chocolate cake:   

   

As you can see, one of these cakes is not like the other.  One of these cakes just doesn’t belong…   

   

Apparently the blueberries had a negative effect on the vanilla protein cake.  BUMMER!  (PS, that one got tossed, it was just gross looking).   

BIG FAT FLOP #1.   

    

This morning, I was really excited to try the surviving chocolate cake. I heated it up in the microwave for about 15 seconds, and took a big ole bite.  I guess since they have “cake” in the title, I was expecting something moist and delicious.  But this was super dry and not very tasty.  I put some blackberry preserves on top, but still ended up throwing most of it away.   

   

BIG FAT FLOP #2.   

    

Because I’m such a smarty pants, I had planned ahead for such a catastrophe by bringing a Peanut Butter Cookie Lara Bar.  This is the first time I had tried a Lara Bar.  What really intrigued me was the mere 3 ingredients:    

   

Gotta be honest, I wasn’t super happy with it.  If it weren’t for the ingredients list, I probably wouldn’t buy it again.  Maybe some of the other flavors I picked up will be better–but as of now I’m not sure when I’ll be trying them.   

Any of you prefer Lara Bars to Luna Bars?  Looks like I’m a Luna girl…   

BIG FAT FLOP #3.   

    

OVERNIGHT OATS!!!  YAY! 😀 😀 😀    

No let downs here!  My oats today consisted of:   

  • 1/2 cup oats
  • 3/4 cup almond breeze unsweetened vanilla almond milk
  • 1 packet stevia
  • 1 tbsp PB2
  • 1 tsp unsweetened cocoa powder
  • fresh strawberries

   

 These were coldy, creamy, and delicious, as usual!   

Stats on the oats:  219 calories, 36g carbs, 7g fat, 9g protien, 8g fiber 

    

Lunch   

After the flops I had for Breakfast #1, I was kind of anxious for lunch.  I have always really enjoyed chicken salad with grapes in it, so last night I decided to whip up my own healthified chicken salad using Oikos plain greek yogurt:   

  • 3 oz shredded chicken breast (grilled up last week with McCormick’s Montreal Chicken Seasoning)
  • 2 tbsp Plain Oikos greek yogurt
  • 1 small green onion, minced
  • 1/2 tsp lime juice
  • 1 tsp chopped cilantro
  • Sprinkling of S&P, cumin, cayenne pepper, celery seed
  • 1/3 cup grapes, halved

I put the chicken salad in a Joseph’s Low Carb Pita.   

chicken salad with greek yogurt and grapes

 

SUCCESSS!!!!!!  This was really yummy!  Hooray!   

Stats on the chicken salad:  215 calories, 14g carbs, 5g fat, 25g protein, 4g fiber

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Just trust me on this one…

Breakfast #1           

I think we all know I adore eggs for breakfast.  No arguments here.  Bad news is I sometimes can’t find the time in the morning to whip them up.  I’ve been wanting to try cooking eggs in the oven for a while, so last night I decided to give it a go.  I mixed up my typical scrambled egg mixture:  1 egg, 3 egg whites, S&P, Red Pepper Flakes (RPF?), and some Frank’s Red Hot.  I poured the mixture into two miniature ramekins, and popped in a 350 degree oven for 26 minutes.           

How cute are these lil guys?

 

They look like little egg muffins!  Little eggins! 🙂          

This morning, I decided to turn the lil eggins into a wrap.  So I pulled a Mama Lupe’s low carb tortilla out of the freezer, heated that puppy up, and topped it all off with some ketchup.           

           

That looks like an eggin massacre…           

all wrapped up

 

Portable and delicious!           

These eggins are just so cute!  What I really like about this cooking method is you could make a whole muffin tin full of lil eggins!  If you had friends over for brunch, everyone could toss in their mixins of choice!  Love this idea!  Who’s ready for a brunch party? 😀           

            

Breakfast #2          

Recently, it was brought to my attention that peanut butter may make an amazing mixin for greek yogurt.  Today my friends, I put this to the test.           

          

I mixed up 1 Dannon vanilla greek yogurt, 1 tbsp JIF peanut butter, and 1/2 a serving of crushed Emerald’s cocoa roasted almonds.           

          

The result?          

Friggin’ deliciousness!  This reminded me of a peanut butter cheese cake for some reason.  Some crushed up nilla wafers on top would have been fabulous.  Let’s just say I licked the container clean, and it’s not exactly easy to reach the bottom of a yogurt container with your tongue.  But I made it happen. 🙂         

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Lunch           

Alright…  Here’s where the just-trust-me factor comes in.           

Let me preface what’s about to go down on my blog with the following:  I wanted to try something new for lunch today.           

Repeat it with me:  I wanted to try something new for lunch today.           

I’m going walking with my sister after work, and knew I was packing a chicken sandwich for dinner.  Soooo, I was leaning toward the other white meat AKA tuna fish for lunch (NOT a fan of pork, and therefore it is NOT the other white meat in my life).  You may recall that I have a long jaded relationship with fish (case in point:  my fight with fish).  Tuna happens to be the only fish I have found to date that I actually enjoy.           

So Tuna it was.           

I subsequently noticed I had some cottage cheese in the fridge that was nearing the end of its useful life.            

I decided to google tuna + cottage cheese + recipe just to see what might turn up.           

I clicked on the very first link:  Tuna Salad Sandwich Recipe           

       

Internal debating ensued.          

       

Do I really want to try tuna fish mixed with cottage cheese?  Could it possibly be good?  I was hesitant, but I decided to give it a go.           

Into the bowl:           

  • 1 5 ounce canned solid white albacore tuna, drained
  • 1/4 cup fat free cottage cheese
  • salt, pepper, dried parsley, celery seed, dried dill
  • small squirt spicy brown mustard
  • 1/2 tsp lemon juice
tuna + cottage cheese + herbs = ?

 

At this very moment, you are probably disgusted thoroughly intrigued by this concoction.           

I added some chopped up tomato, red onion, and banana peppers right before serving.  In an effort to keep my carb-tooth (located directly next to the sweet tooth) under wraps, I served the tuna salad up in a red pepper instead of your typical sandwich:      

      

Me and the tuna pepper:     

     

Up close:     

     

I know those cottage cheese chunks look a little funky, but rest assured my friends, it was down right tasty!  

Stats on the tuna pepper:  218 calories, 18g carbs,  2g fat,  36g protein, 4g fiber

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