When I go to coffee shops I like to play a game called “if I could eat any of these baked goods, which three would I choose.”  I’ve no doubt drooled over thousands of cases of baked goods over the years, analyzed the contents, and debated each variety of glistening pastry and chocolate loaded what-have-you’s.  Meanwhile, each bagel beckons me to slather it with cream cheese and take it to a private spot in the corner.  I don’t mind when I have to wait in line for my cup o’ joe—it’s more quality time I get to spend at the case.  More time to ensure I’ve got my line up just right.  It’s important to consider how each choice can impact future selections because, as with any team, it’s important to have balance.  One item with chocolate, one savory treat to balance out the sweets, and one coffee cake.

Always a coffee cake.

Truth be told, I rarely end up ordering anything from the case (for fear of sugar induced comas or caloric catastrophes) but should the day come when I order not one but three carb loaded delicacies simply knowing that I have a plan of attack is almost as comforting as that steaming hot bagel would be.

Almost.